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Infinities End Dagger Posts: 50 Edit | Quote
| 01-31-2003 | 05:13 PM
The Drunk King - A story of a drunk king Once upon a time there was a drunk king. He was ye olde king of Zelda. Here is one legacy of him: zlondotcom: did you see my website? Censored name: www.guinness.com zlondotcom: I wanted to show Brian it so he can let me work on the site Censored name: lookin' good zlondotcom: www.shockrock.net zlondotcom: I made it for someone zlondotcom: isnt that a beer website? Censored name: zlondotcom: Im under age zlondotcom: you want to make me drink Censored name: oh well zlondotcom: Ill just have to sue you zlondotcom: Censored name: how... scary... zlondotcom: indeed Censored name: this stuff's all based on who has the best lawyer these days. Censored name: Ill have to hire the bum across der street zlondotcom: GC man has been gone quite a while Censored name: oh well. zlondotcom: did you take him off your mod list? Censored name: ja zlondotcom: oh zlondotcom: I still think he's dead Censored name: probably discovered Guinness. zlondotcom: oh zlondotcom: for us americans its the budweiser Censored name: we got it zlondotcom: oh Censored name: Guinness is Irish anyway. zlondotcom: I heard british people have rabies Censored name: The disease was eradicated here. zlondotcom: take tony blair for example Censored name: but a bat was discovered with it. zlondotcom: oh zlondotcom: No I think it was Tony Blair Censored name: Toe Knee zlondotcom: Tony? Censored name: Yes zlondotcom: Guess what happened when I opened forums Censored name: Has it got anything to do with porridge? zlondotcom: yea exactky zlondotcom: *ly Censored name: Thought so. zlondotcom: well any ways I said 'We're not here to moderate you' Censored name: I'm not here to moderate people either. zlondotcom: I had 50 people there anyhoo. I found out checking the forums one month later they were going to start a rebellion against me zlondotcom: for some reason Censored name: Welcome to the admin world... zlondotcom: Then my host cancelled due to 'other priorities' Censored name: Have a Guinness. zlondotcom: e-beer zlondotcom: you must be drunk Censored name: hic Censored name: Yes, my typing is better after a few drinks. Censored name: hic zlondotcom: I wonder if itll work for me Censored name: No. I'm special. zlondotcom: oh zlondotcom: see im fast but lots of TYPOS!! zlondotcom: youre not special zlondotcom: youre not hip Censored name: The Guinness doesn't agree. zlondotcom: your not hip zlondotcom: *hop Censored name: hic zlondotcom: but I am zlondotcom: so you are constantly drunk? Censored name: Never. zlondotcom: ok. zlondotcom: I was just messing Censored name: Having th odd beer doesn't make one a drunkard. Censored name: the^ Censored name: there, it's worn off. zlondotcom: ok zlondotcom: you shouldn't listen to gaming music Censored name: i ned 2 goe get anuva cann zlondotcom: its not all the great zlondotcom: really zlondotcom: I understand you even better than before Censored name: im an acumplissed musisshun zlondotcom: ah yes very well than Censored name: i no wots a gud t00n zlondotcom: ok what Censored name: this 1 zlondotcom: telling me it would be nice Censored name: Ah, that hit the spot. zlondotcom: you should listen to techno you would like it Censored name: I can write my own music. zlondotcom: I used to have a demo for music making zlondotcom: But I had to delete it zlondotcom: I forgot how to though zlondotcom: have you ever played a game called counter-strike? Censored name: Has it got porridge in it? zlondotcom: yea sure zlondotcom: and lil red riding hood Censored name: Oh, then I'm the best at whatever it is. Yeah. Censored name: Just point me to the porridge. zlondotcom: Up ye but and around the corner zlondotcom: sorry just had to say that zlondotcom: its actually inside the hood of your car zlondotcom: omg spam attack at the boards! You'll never see king do this again. Laugh while you still can Im prolly gonna get lots of bad things from king, but o well. Edit Sig | Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Raz Sharpshooter Posts: 2309 Edit | Quote
| 01-31-2003 | 05:20 PM
Well, porridge is pretty great... __________________ When I'm feelin' lonely, sad as I can be All by myself in an uncharted island in an endless sea What makes me happy, fills me up with glee Those bones in my jaw that don't have a flaw My shiny teeth and me My shiny teeth that twinkle just like the stars in space My shiny teeth that sparkle, add beauty to my face My shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree Ya know they'll walk a mile, just to see me smile? My shiny teeth and me They're all so perfect, so white and pearly Brush, gargle, rinse, a couple breath mints My shiny teeth and me My shiny teeth so awesome, just like a favorite song My shiny teeth I floss them so they'll grow up to be real strong My shiny teeth I love them, and they all love me Why should I talk to you when I got 32? Whoo! My shiny teeth and me Edit Sig | Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

King ADMINISTRATOR Posts: 4130 Edit | Quote
| 01-31-2003 | 05:21 PM
I do like my windups (hadn't touched a drop). __________________ Edit Sig | Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Lya Paintshop Pro Super Moderator Forum Patron of Birthdays Posts: 882 Edit | Quote
| 01-31-2003 | 05:27 PM
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Originally posted by King (hadn't touched a drop).
sure you hadn't King.. not a drop coughs loudly __________________ Jack: "You hunt Goa'uld?" Aris: "I hunt anyone of value." Daneil: "Which Goa'uld are you hunting?" Aris: "Ah, his name is Keltar." Daniel: "I haven't heard of him before." Aris: "Well, contrary to popular human belief, the Earth is not the center of the galaxy." Edit Sig | Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Fury Three Fear the Suspicious Guy in the Weird Baboon Skin Posts: 2918 Edit | Quote
| 01-31-2003 | 05:30 PM
*Saves copy in his pile of junk.* This is great. Heh. *Runs.* __________________ G O D B L E S S A M E R I C A [ halo.bungie.org | Halo: Tru7h and Reconciliation ] Edit Sig | Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

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