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HYRULEAN HUMOR
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25 things to do with Gossip stones:
- Gaze into their eyes and let them pierce your soul.
- Whack them with your sword to hear the time.
- Whack them with whatever else to make them shudder.
- Let something explode next to it to make them launch.
- Play them Zelda's lullaby to get a fairy
- Talk to them with the Mask of Truth to get a hint.
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- Piss against one.
- Use one as a paperweight.
- Feed one to a Goron.
- Throw one through a window to annoy your neigbours.
- Sell one to the Curiosity shop owner.
- "Accidentally" drop one on Zelda's feet.
- Kiss one and receive strange looks from people near.
- Send one to a friend by mail anonymously, without adding a stamp.
- Conversate with one, it's better than talking to a wall.
- Spread a rumor that they give rupees when you kick them and watch all the stupid kids hurt their feet.
- Collect them all and start an archeological museum.
- To keep a not-too-bright friend busy for a day: challenge him to a staring contest with a gossip stone.
- Use them as stepping stones in your pond.
- Make a nice brick building out of them.
- Make them hollow so Clock Town residents can use them as garbage bins.
- Use them as a chair.
- Throw them all into the river.
- Melt them in Death Mountain to extract rare minerals from them.
- Just plain ignore the stupid things!
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