It does make me think of Col. Klink. This almost writhes up the photoshopping gene enough to overtake the lazy one.

Yeah but then we might be presented with a picture of the literal skull humping of link done crudely in paint. It'd be very romantic.

Was Col. Klink from Hogan's Heros?

Was Klink the guy who Homer saw in a vision for some reason in some episode wherever, which I dont remember...?

I think it's Hogan's Heros....but I'm one of the last people who ever saw that show.

Yeah im sure he came from something before. But being deprived and english I've only seen the reference to him in the simpsons. Like oh so many things in my life.

God bless the simpsons.

I hardly ever watch the simpsons.

Heck I just recently got into Family Guy.

Wow, people... understanding... references...

Kupo?

What i've seen of family guy was awesome. However I can't be assed to buy it and its not showing on tv at the moment.

I can only watch it often during the summer. Cause I only know its on Cartoon Network at 11pm at night.

Family guy is quite an excellent roffle when it wants to be, which is quite consistent. American Dad is okay... but it's not the same laugh.

Also, Adult Swim seems to get better by the month.

Yes it does. And they are bringing back the Cowboy Bebop in september which makes me giddy like a schoolchild.

Anyway, due to the non appearance of a certain SFL I propose we organise a hunting party. We'll need weapons, candy and stacks of porn. Shadow you can wear this pair of chain mail pants incase he tries to hump some legs. You can be bait.

Hey hey, SFL scares me shitless when he starts doin that kind of stuff.

I prefer to stay away from him. So uh....Kad, you wear the chainmail and be the bait.

Can the SFL be a rogue professional sports team?

Also, Neon Genesis Evangelion is coming to them again. I hope they don't cut all the blood again.

What do you mean rouge pro sports team? Do they exist?

Mr. Chair has been in the Caribbean for the past few years acting as the leader of a large crime syndicate. Keep up with the news, man.
PS: I haet u all.

I'd thought that after all those years in front of an arcade machine, the chair would learn that "Crime Doesn't Pay" and not to do drugs.

You had it coming, eventually someone else would have had the idea pop into their mind.

You know if we could find a Miss Chair then we could breed baby chairs, chairlets or 'chairubs' as I like to call them. We could drastically cut deforestation and make thousands in the process.

The rampant swapping of chairs will lead to the steady decline of the human race.

..and that's a bad thing?

As long as it gets rid of some cats too.

cats are the devil's minions. Dogs > cats any day of the week.

dogs are the devils minions. I have very frightful memories of dogs from my childhood.

bah! dogs are like people. some are good, some are bad. ALL cats have a blackened soul and corrupt hearts.

In all truth, we can say that dogs taste better than cats. That and they're generally easier to catch.

I mean, not that I'd actually eat a dog! Deer are so much meatier and plentiful.

*eats a dog*

Hey, you're supposed to pay upfront before consuming the goods - unless otherwise specified!

And how much did this tasty morsel cost?

Well we accept payment in lintbunnies, kuponuts, and lashes.

You'll have to wait for SKL to get on for the latter though.

Oh lawd, it will be a tasty night tonight!

...sounds... kinky... *hides*

We do not accept hides of any sort. Hideo on the other hand...

Ah yes, Hideo. My ex-husband Psycho Mantis used to talk of him all the time...

Somebody ate Hideo Kojima? Ye Gods!

Is there any left? I'm hungry and curious.

Yeah, that's why they are so much better.

I look at my cat, and I say to my brother, "damn andy, shadow's fucking plotting again. Look at that face"

Cats and Dogs both have their uses. Cats look funnier when they're obese though.

Quite true, my cat is hilarious.

he's just like "look, theres a large amorphus mass on the floor!"

"Oh thats just shadow..."

I'll say it's been said in the cafe before.

And on that note, I'm really thirsty and shall begin stealing the drinks stowed away in the cafe (or in reality, my cooler).

Yes, It is such a slender line that lies between TLC and reality.

Do you remember how the staff used to actually post in here and give out drinks and stuff. I mean talk about quaint.

Yes, and I too would steal the helm and disperse the drink supply upon the customers - free of charge!

Alas... I dare not suggest we used the now-spoiled goods, we should hire help to steal new stuff. We can pay them after we start selling it again.

I am an expert at theivery. Especially if we are stealing from "trendy" teenager type stores at malls.

*pulls out wallet* This $20 wallet....free. PacSun will learn to fear me.

*pulls out guitar slide* Sam Goody too.

Yeah, and you'd probably get away with it more if you didn't announce what you were doing whilst in the act. Not to mention meddling kids.

*animates a team of brigand zombies and tells them to go rob wal-mart*

What zombies lack in agility, they make up for with persistence and "can do" attitude.

*gets out a garbage can, and opens the fridge*

let's see what the damage is...

*goes through the items inside, occasionally throwing one into the can, or assimilating it*

yeah, we've got junk in here from the OoT days.

I wonder if Bringand Zombies would wear Bringadine...

Becase we all know that Farm Zombies dress accordingly.

I usually make them wear matching jackets, but aside from that I'm not too strict on the dress code.

Matching jackets? What a shame they lack the coordination to snap their fingers.

well one actually managed to do it once, but his thumb fell off afterwards.

Looks like Kad got his zombie army from Threed.

Well you know Kad is just totally unoriginal :P

Farm Zombies are only found outside of Grapefruit Falls, near Saturn Valley.

valleys...

Space Station Silicon Valley was the sex.

I havent played it for ages and I want to right now so badly I'm almost willing to dig out my 64 and set it up. almost.

Just hope nobody's dead back there where its hidden nem.

All the skeletons in my house are tucked away safely with nametags and registration numbers. Their families have already been eradicated.

If the police should ever raid i'm screwed.

*Shadow walks over to a phone and starts dialing InterPol*

Mack reguarly cuts the phone lines and steals small lengths of cord.

I don't know why, and don't care to either.

He builds weapons of mass destruction in that cupboard over there. For the love of god wear a tight peg over your nose if you ever go in there, he doesnt seem to be toilet trained yet.

Oh, he is, he just choses to do things that way to ward off ninja.

Pirates, on the other hand, are immune to such scents (though cannot track by them either).

Mack is obviously more crafty than I ever deemed possible.

he is indeed a slick one.

Trust me when I say that you have no real comprehension. We're talking Spy Hunter Oil Slick slick, Popsicle Stick Arts and Crafts crafty, and Suave for Women Extra Care Silky Smooth smooth.

we should so build a shrine to his cunningness. Like totally. it'd be Bodacious - which I dont think I can spell.

It could show the many faces of mack and be embossed with the many mackisms. Worshippers would come from miles around to merely gaze upon its glory and pray for a chance to meet the man in person.

I'm waiting for him to come in and be like "Why are they talking about me?"

Yeah, I mean I've layed the mantraps and the explosives rigged to the tripwire. The motion sensors are running and will start up cctv camera and an alert if they sense anything outside.
As soon as his ESP picks up that hes being spoken about he should take the bait.

Wait, he does have ESP doesnt he?

He must have an ego, thats a stronger detector of people talking about him than ESP.

Do you have those noodle bars in the USA called Wagamama's? Apparently it translates to selfishness or egotism. Its a pretty weird name for a restaurant.

How ironic! Nemesis' post marks the 666th post in the café!
And I can imagine that people just thought the name, "Wagamama's", sounded cool. In addition to meaning "selfish", it can also mean "willful", too.

actaully my post is 666....

and no, we ain't got those crazy restaurants.

Can we tell who didn't get enough sleep last night? *laughs*

Whatever were you doing that was more important than sleep :P

god do i even want to ask.

Sleep is secondary to life. It's what corpses do when they're bored.

I wish we could sorta store sleep up for when we wanted to do so. I mean if your working really hard to get something finished for the next day then you should be able to just work at it through the night, get through the next day and not feel at all tired. And then make up the extra sleep hours as and when you see fit.

I do, except that I randomly get severely fatigued. I doubt the actual good this ability brings.

Would you really like to know? *winks* Actually, that came after I'd slept for a little bit. Sometimes I'm amazed that my boyfriend and I don't wake up my folks; their room is right next to ours. (The boyfriend moved in with me in June)

*Decides to paint the cafe in polka dots in commemeration of Ayns polka dotted chocobo.*

Quite the chocobo it is too.

I was thinking of catching and skinning it to use its fur as a rug. But I decided paint was more kindly.

I agree.

Ayn would not be very happy either.

Anything to get her back here. And we could always buy her a new one. Even if its not polka dotted I have the paint right here.

And if its not actually a chocobo but say, a pug. We could use this saw and this stretching machiene to give it two long legs. And then paint it.

The queen would be very much displeased.

I bet she is watching you........and cursing your plots. And you will be doomed to the swift action of her allies. All of your moves are being reported through secret livejournal messages.

*walks in sees nobody around and walks out*

The scent of matches hangs in the air as the quiet lobby begins to fill with the scent of smoke. A cloud begins to form, hovering over a particularly comfy armchair and materializes into a man in silver robes, a silver streak standing out against his jet black hair. Still smoking slightly, he hovers down into his chair, a tall glass filling steadily in his hands.

"Hello...I don't believe we've met..."

I bit surprised, but not overly, she smiled.
"Hello there...I'm Tyrolean...you can call me Ty if you'd like. And you are?"

"Well, I once was called Orjuui...Orjuui Harthe...I suppose that will suffice. Although I have changed much since that time..." he smiled over his glass. "At last, some peace..." he thought as he smiled once again. He took a swig and looked at Ty inquisatively. "What brings you to such a remote locale, I wonder..." Orjuui reveled in the familiar scents of the cafe, remaining almost the same in his long exile.

"Oh...this and that...I'm thinking about staying in this general area for awhile. I'm just kinda checking everything here."
Standing up, she turned to leave.
"I'll probably be back here later, this is a nice place. But I saw a rather big area near here I want to check out. See you later!"
She waved and walked out the door.

Orjuui waves a friendly goodbye and sinks deeper into his chair "Solitude. At last." He smiles as he drifts off to a dreamless sleep.

*Nem crawls over to the sleeping figure and carefully sets to work with a marker pen*

Orjuui pretends to sleep and waits til Nem is in perfect position and expels a quick kick to Nem's groin. Springing up and walking over to the bar, he laughs to himself.

((PWN3D LAWL))

What injustice must you do to the universe by tempting the fate that I may never bring my offspring unto the world. It was all worth it however as though you may have crushed my testicles you have a beautiful pair inscribed upon your forehead. Goodnight.

*Keels over into a ball of pain and passes out*

"Ogawdno!" Orjuui says with a look of faked concern as he smiles sarcastically. He disappears, the ink remaining static in the air for a moment, displaying the beautiful image of Nem's creation before melting to the ground. Orjuui reappears, brandishing his own marker, and starts to work on his query. "God I love it here..."

Wanders in at last and flops into a chair, exhausted.
"Phew...I'll have to remember to map this place out or I'll end up starving out there."
Looks around.
"I think as soon as I rest up, I'll get myself something to drink..screw the owner."

Is that your going to get yourself something to drink and don't care what the owner thinks

Or your going to get yourself a drink and then go screw the owner?

:P

Glares and gets up to get a bottle of vodka.
"So hilarious, really."

*Picks up his Yo-Yo and occupies his simple mind with other matters*

Swings the bottle of vodka up and starts drinking, and doesn't stop until half the bottle is gone.
"These past few days have been weird...don't mind me."

A little weirdness is healthy. Unless of course by weird you mean you've had a run in with a Uzi weilding grizzly bear, or worse, SKL.

She smiled a little, curious.
"What's an Skl? Do I even want to know?
Takes another swing of the drink, the room seeming to move slightly.