*jump tackles AL*

Hi AL, good to have you back. Shadow's got a nice big smile on his face.

I feel better now than I did before.

lol...creeeeeeepy! oh yeah...well...check THIS!
*FD points to the corpse, and orders it to stand up. it does so, as a zombie*
hehe. every death gets me a new disciple! soon I'll have mustered a whole army of vile critters JUUUST like it!

Again, Bobo wakes up from a coma in confusion.

Hmm... here I am again, and something tells me SKL and FD are up to something. he says as he looks at the zombie.

Did you know they actually make zombies somewhere in africa, theres this weird druggy poison stuff they give to people in voodoo ceremonies and they dont have any control over what their doing or something. I dont really know to much about it but its creepy.

is there basic motive to feed? like in resident evil movies?

Make the zombie dance the Macarena!

I'd rather see zoombies do this:



:cool:

Ah, let's just toss it in a cooking pot and eat it.

toss what in a cooking pot? a zombie?

Yeah, thats a great way to get infected with the T-virus.

Colonel Sanders must have a recipe for deep fried zombie.

No!
I don't want to be a zombie. I mean how can you look yourself in the mirror everyday?

Nope, no T-virus for me. No matter ho good they taste cooked.

Ok, I'll stop posting pics from the Resident Evil movie now.

Zombie? He just looks like he's had a bitch slapping from an aggresive girlfriend after suspected cheating. Happens all the time.

Yeah...he might have just had a real bad rash too.

Please tell me that diagnosis doesnt come from experience :P

She blinks, then smiles and nods some more. "Uh huh." she's only pretending to know what he's talking about.

I want to play more Fatal Fury....

*fd and the zombie shrug to each other, and walk out the door. Screams of agony are heard as FD deathstares more innocent bystanders, and returns with 5 more zombies*
mwahaha! suich fun! anyway...I require that all of my zombie associates take the T-virus vaccine, so as to avoid infecting the victims that they mercilessly tear apart with their hooked, sharpened teeth...SO...what AM I gonna do with all these zombies?? I guess I didn't expect to get this far :P oh well.
*fd forces his zombies to do the chicken dance for eternity, and sits back laughing at them all*

Ah, chicken dancing Zombies, can life get any better then that?

I would like to conjecture that it could

Ha, I saw that strip already. Good stuff.

Man...zombies are boring. what else can you do?
*zombies juggle chainsaws on a unicycle while setting the clock on a vcr*
(YAWN!) booooring...can't you...snatch out somebody's spinal column through their nose or something?

ewww sick dude...gross mind pictures and we all know zombies don't have those kind of gross (no pun intended) motor skills

I enjoy those type of gross mind pictures. :) They make me happy inside.

You make me scared inside.

Begins to lick a butcher knife while eye twitches.

Why do you say that?

Oh, no reason... :erm:
*backs away slowly*

Heh, running away from me are we?

Well, that's smart. You should.

Sticks leg out and trips Karo

GO BOBOBO! SICK HIM

*Is caught dancing to Ronfaure with a tiny tom-tom*

I love my old jukebox...

*Fd makes a strange gesture with his hand, and summons a corpse from thin air. Pointing to the corpse, he animates it into a new zombie*
with this new power, I can feed my legion endlessly!...so long as somebody in the world dies when I need a new one...now then, what to do with you...

Can you do that corpse-thing on a few cuccos? I'm a bit nibbly at the moment.

oh sure!
*FD closes his eyes and focuses, and pulls a corpse through the planes of reality*
there ya go! see, when life is extinguished, it leaves behind a residual force in the corpse...a necromancer such as myself can call upon this force to bring it to him. It's a great way to fortify your army of death.

*sigh* more zombies....


Leaves and grabs some of the gnomes that are runing about THC and brings them to Tri-links.

Your zombies will be destroyed by the power of my super gnomes!

You can't kill my zombie army, they're already dead! MWAHAHAHA!
*turns to his zombie army*
GET THEM!
*the zombies lunge at the gnomes, and proceed to eat their innards*

hey no zombies in my cafe' *slowly unsheathes his sword as the light gleams off and the zombies become blind*

"Hey! Oi! Ow!" she grumbles as she rubs her eyes, now blind herself.

that's better! now that we're all chillin and relaxin....i'm gonna fire up this blunt

-fires it up- who wants some?

*LotS Strolls in after a long day*

Bartender, i want Milk. Chocolate...in a DIRTY glass...

No soup for you! (See, today's soup is Cream of Chocolate, which is scalding hot chocolate milk)

*The room starts to fill with Cream of Chocolate fans*

Instead you shall get music and merryment, and you will be refreshed and sort of mucusy from that.

*Does-a-little-dance then charges-with-tiny-lance*

Hyungaaa! Die evil-doer! Who dares enter the cafe with a foul smell about them!

*After skewering one of the Chocolate enthusiasts, proceeds to magick a small raincloud to wash the smelly man's blood and entrails off*

*FD runs over to his zombies*
awww...oh fine.
*FD orders his zombies to return to their eternal slumber, and they all vanish. FD grumbles*
oh well. I might as well have something to drink while I'm here.

what do you want...whatever you ask, i guarantee we got it

She walks around, bumping into things, still blinded by Flyboy's light blast.

"When I can see you... ohh... I'm going to..."

*walks in, stepping over all the zombie gibs*

bumps into Karo.

"Flyboy? That you? Yer dead."

yeah you're blind!! but i already put away my sword

-speaks a language only he knows and americanlink is healed-

blinks, then, when she sees Flyboy, waddles over, still in her PJ's, and backhands him, the walks away grumbling.

*FD, being a creature who eats light and warmth, heartily enjoyed the blast of light* nevermind...*licks his lips* that was good enough. *drops a few ruppes on the counter*

She hides in her corner, writing and doodling. She blinks, then sighs, then doodles some more.

"I want sweet and sour chicken."

dang that hurt, i guess i deserved it -blushes-

sweet and sour chicken, white meat chicken tossed in a sweet and sour sauce with added onions and green peppers (i actually cooked this at my old restaurant) one serving

-hands to american link along with a glass of yellowtail shiraz on the house-

you'll like the wine, it'll compliment the food

"Thank you." she says, then lookes at the Yellowtail Shiraz.

"Wazzin that?"

it's just a red wine, taste it and see how you like it

-pours himself a tall new castle brown ale and drinks it-

*fd walks in, juggling filled shot glasses* hey everyone.
*adds a flip to each one, resulting in them being perfectly 90 degrees over his mouth one at a time, and then landing in an impressive stack on the counter* I call it chuggling, the bar game of the future!

haha chugglin, i like it!! can i get you anything?

place is slow, must be the new location, i'm thinking bout talking with the ohter links on how to spice up this place

oh, I dunno. surprise me. I'll take anything right about now. in fact! give me the most expensive item on the menu. These ruppes are burning a whole in my pocket.

well FD i see that you're not low on rupees latley, must be doing a good business, whatever you're doing...i got just the thing

-whips up a remmy martin XO shot-

there ya go, those shots are literally $90 some places, and that's true (in real life, not RP) feel that go down

oh it's ok. When you have a team of brigand zombies that loot and ravage, money isn't an issue. *plops some money on the table, and picks up the glass*
you know what the problem is here? it's lost it's pizzaz. you need something big and expensive...or just flashy. Like...in chinese places, the have the sushi ninjas prepare the food at your table. maybe...a sheiken warrior that cuts up your food with a hookshot or something.
*drinks down his glass*

ha, that's not a bad idea...who can i hire that would do that, anyone you know? what if i have actual contests...and i'll buy the winner something (in real life) like a zelda keychain or poster off ebay...now that's an idea

oooh! this could be fun!...except how the sheikah have been nearly wiped out entirely. You know, there are a few tribes in southern europe, but they have a steady income through the tourism industry. doubt they'd work here....

hmm....omg, my title says i'm a sheikah..i could do it, i've got skills, i even worked in a chinese restaurant back in maryland...called pf changs, ever heard of it?

no! but..yeaaaah...cool! now we just need a hookshot! *glances left, then right, and summons link through a gaping black portal*
Link: ...what the...OOF! *falls over...after FD knocks him out. FD steals his hookshot, and teleports him back* bye link! thanks! good luck fighting the water temple master!

haha, yeah you'll definetley lose now beeotch, good stuff...thanx, not to business

-starts doing that thing yout alked about-

you get 1 free drink per visit for this idea

sweet! anytime. I'm a fountain of wisdom. One can only hope that link won't live long enough to tell his story...

well you know that link...you can't get stuck in OoT, you always have a way out, he'll figure out something

yeah....if he dies, he'll just end up in front of t he bosses door again...and you know, he SHOULD have din's fire at that point...he might just beat it. I think we need a little insurance *rubs his hands together in evil glee, and vanishes*

*reappears at the water temple*
LOOK LINK! IT'S A GOLD SKULLTULLA!
*link turns and looks*
Link: where?!
FD:...there! *canges him into a skulltulla*...LOOK EVERYONE! A GOLD SKULLTULLA!
Everyone: WHERE?!
FD: there! quick! get it! *points to the link-tulla, and everyone gets out their skulltulla-stomping shoe*

whoa, where did FD go, man i hope he's ok

-sees the zombies bangin on the glass from outside and hopes FD comes back with that nice sword of his-

ya'll want some of this?

-jumps in front of the bar and unsheates his sword of light-

*fd runs in* whoa! BAD zombies! *throws his soulblade in such a way as to decapitate every zombie, and calls it back to his hand* hate when they revolt like that...*licks the blood off of his blade before sheathing it*

ewww sick dude!!! but thanx for getting here in time, just when this place just opened up too...

i stilll can't believe you did that...man

what? I'm a necromancer. I love death and carnage.

i see i see, that makes sense then ya know...hey i think it's time for this flyboy to get his sleep so he can mak on the ladies tomorrow so i'm off, thanx for your help and everything, i'll cya soon!

sure *gives a thumbs up*. I had better return as well...my guildmaster will be angry at me if he founds out I snuck out of my room, let alone KILLED zombies.

*Jumps to life and starts to spin in place atop the jukebox (ala avatar)*

*walks in* EEK! SCARY POKEMON ON THE JUKEBOX!
*runs in circles screaming*

*blinks, then nibbles on her food, and begins to write a story.*

wow kadino...i bet ur getting dizzy

-sees no one around, but decides to sit down and write in his journal for the day-

Moo-m-oogles don't get dizzy from sp-sp-spinning! It's just the alcohol....

*flop*

*pokes the fallen moogle*
..hmmm?

whoa, kadino, i need to see ur ID son!!! haha just kidding, everyone's of age at Tri-Link's

-covers his mouth so the admins don't hear him-

*FD rides in on a giant, recently killed (and animated) dragon zombie*
hey peoples!
*dismounts, and proceeds to poke Kadino with a stick*

hahahaa kadnino is NOT better than a stick in the eye

*Kara, noticing FD poking Kad with a stick, looks annoyed*

"It's rather rude to poke a passed-out person with a stick."

*goes over to Kad and pours a glass of water on his head*

"Wake up, Moogle Bro, before FD gives you brain damage."

lady kara! nice to see you again..and about our friend, he'lll be fine, i think he saved his game b4 he passed out (chuckles to himself)

Oh foo. *ceases his stick poking, and orders his zombie to go to hell. it obeys, reluctantly*
so anyway...hmm...*glances around* I'm bored.

Watch your mouth, FD, before I have to tap-dance on your face! :mad:

i ate a big red candle

i love lamp.....i love lamp

Hey flyboy, where'd you get your clothes? The toilet shop?

*Wakes up and walks out of the closet*

Flyboy, do you really love the lamp or are you just picking out objects in the room and saying you love them?

hahahahahaha

hey zelda freak, you wanna come to pants party, the uhh party with the pants

Flyboy, are you trying to invite me to the party in your pants? And did Brian tell you to say this? By the way, YOU EAT THE CAT POOP!

hahahah brian fantana, yes he did!!

haha i know i do, people say i have an iq of 42 and that i'm mentally retarded

Gotta love that movie, but I say we get the party going and beat the living crap out of SKL.

*Shatters beer glass on SKL's face*

*ties a rope around his neck and starts riding him like a bull until he remembers dragonballgt is about to turn on so runs away from computer and goes to watch*

Oh yeah, ride me! Yeah! Do that!

*Eats the glass* OH GOD, MY MOUTH IS FULL OF CANDY WATER!

...oh heck no. *In his heart, Fd waits for one of them to die, so that he can get that 1 thousandth soul he needs to finish his course* (unenthusiastic) oh..no...stop. *yawn*

ride you? are you a girl or a guy, cause that would make a difference to me

*FD gets rather impatient...and decides to go to a battlefield or something....*

Make me a Moogle worty of Sau-ron...

*Kadino's hair changes to black, lower jaw protrudes, and eyes grow very bloodshot*

Now this is CLEARLY not what I meant by that... now how the hell do I un-do this?

hey ur avatar is pretty cool, where'd you learn how to do that mess

I learned how to use Adobe PhotoShop and ImageReady out of their Adobe user/project manual/tutorial. Took a few hours to make this one.

*Chomps down on a can of soda, spraying the vicinity, and proceeds drinking it through the new tooth-holes*

*FD storms in, obviously very frustrated* GRAGH! leave it to me to find a job in necromancy and find that people stop dying! I can't find ANYONE....If I can't get that thousandth soul before midnight....