NAMEK

[Goku]

Guys, I wonder where Frieza is? We need to stop him before he destroys all of Namek looking for the dragonballs!

I wonder where my friends are?!

[Vegeta]

KAKAROT, GET OUT OF THE WAY! I WILL BE THE ONE TO DEFEAT FRIEZA AND PROVE, ONCE AND FOR ALL, THAT I AM THE GREATEST SAIYAN WARRIOR EVER!

[Goku]

Vegeta! We can't beat Frieza alone! We need to work together on this to save the people of Namek and the dragonballs!!!

[Vegeta]

GET AWAY FROM ME! I DON'T NEED HELP FROM THE LIKES OF YOU! I AM A SAIYAN PRINCE!

[Goku]

Come on! You need to trust me and together we can save everybody from Frieza!

[Piccolo]

Goku, we can't trust Vegeta! You know he once wanted you to go to the Spirit World, don't you?!

[Vegeta]

YOU SHUT UP! AS SOON AS I FINISH OFF FRIEZA I WILL BE BACK TO DESTROY YOU TWO AS WELL!

[Goku]

Piccolo, we need to look past our former hatred. Frieza is more powerfull than all of us, so we need to put our differences past us for now!

[Vegeta]

KAKAROT, YOU BETTER STAY OUT OF MY WAY. I WILL DEFEAT FRIEZA AND MAKE MY WISH ON THE DRAGONBALLS.

[Piccolo]

Goku, we can't risk Vegeta or Freiza getting the Dragon Balls! We need help!

[Goku]

But who will help us?!

[Vegeta]

YOU SHUT UP!

*DRAGON PUNCHES PICCOLO IN THE THROAT*

THE DRAGONBALLS WILL BE MINE AND I WILL BE THE STRONGEST WARRIOR IN THE UNIVERSE!

[Trunks]

GUYS I'M FROM THE FUTURE I WILL HELP YOU DEFEAT FREIZA.

[Goku]

I don't remember that guy ever being around before...

[Vegeta]

WHO IS THIS PURPLE-HAIRED FELLOW?

*IS CHARGIN' HIS LAZER*

YOU! ON YOUR GUARD!

[Trunks]

VEGETA I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU

[Goku]

LOOK OUT GUYS!!!!

[Vegeta]

IMPORTANT YOU SAY! HOW IS THIS FOR IMPORTANT!

*GALICK GUN ATTACK TO HIS CHEST*

[Trunks]

VEGETA, NOOOOOOO~!

*falls to ground*

*in his dying breath*
Vegeta, my mother sent me back to your time to help you. Help you.....like......a son....helps his....

....father.

*dies*

[Vegeta]

[Goku]

Guys save your energy for when real enemies show up!

[Vegeta]

My son... How could I...

KAKAROT! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! HE WAS MY SON!!

[Goku]

Hey, I didn't tell you to kill him Vegeta! You did that yourself!

[Vegeta]

I believe you're right. But for the sake of argument, I will continue to place the blame on you, as it makes me feel better about my current situation.







KAKAROOOOOOT!

[Goku]

Whatever, you're a weakling anyway.

[Piccolo]

GOKU WATCH OUT~~~~!!!!!

*slow-mo leap*

[Vegeta]

WEAKLING YOU SAY? I WILL SHOW YOU WHO THE TRUE WEAKLING IS, YOU FOOL!

*BEGINS CHARGING A FINAL FLASH ATTACK*

[Goku]

VEGETA WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER, STOP BEING STUPID!!!

*Prepares for battlin'*

[The Narrator]

MEANWHILE, IN A SPACESHIP TWO HUNDRED UNINHABITED AND UNDEVELOPED MILES OF LANDSCAPE PERFECT FOR COMBAT AWAY...

[Frieza]

Hm, perhaps killing all those booger-men before finding out how to summon their lizard was a mistake.

But like hell I'm getting out of my chair. *activates computer screen* THIS IS FRIEZA, GET YOUR ASSES ON TO THIS HICK PLANET RIGHT NOW AND FIND THE DRAGON BALLS.

[The Ginyu Force]

[Frieza]

Christ you faggots are gayer than I am and I have an old woman's voice.

STOP POSING AND GET MOVING.

[Vegeta]

*What the fuck is going on over there? Anyways*


*CONTINUES CHARGING FINAL FLASH ATTACK*

JUST WAIT KAKAROT! IM ALMOST READY!

[Goku]

OH SHI-

HE'S CHARGIN' HIS LAZER!

[Piccolo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~~~

GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~~~~

*still slow-mo leaping*

[Vegeta]

FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS TAKING A LONG TIME. I MEAN, THANK GOD YOU'RE STADING PERFECTLY STILL IN TERROR, KAKAROT, OR I MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE.

*CONTINUES CHARGING FINAL FLASH*

[The Ginyu Force]

YES SIR FRIEZA

Hey you stop fighting each other and fight us!

Guldo: You pussies!

[Goku]

Oh Vegeta stop it we need to fight these guys now!

Guldo, are you some fucking blob?

[The Ginyu Force]

Guldo: I'm a frog, motherfucker! With four eyes!

[Vegeta]

*STILL CHARGING APPARENTLY*

[Krillin]

Originally Posted by The Ginyu Force

Guldo: I'm a frog, motherfucker! With four eyes!

*suddenly flies over*
OH WHAT THE HELL, I'M SUPPOSE TO BE THE ONLY SHORT BALD GUY ON THIS SHOW! YOU'RE GOING DOWN YOU POSER!

DESTRUCTO DISK!!!

*hurls a destructo disk at the frog*

[Cell]

ARE YOU GUYS STILL ON NAMEK?

[Vegeta]

HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT THING.

[The Ginyu Force]

Guldo: Oh fuck you I'll--*decapitated*

Burter: We won't miss him.

[Goku]

Hey Vegeta...


missed me.

[Krillin]

Goku, what the hell man! Didn't you see what I just did? I just decapitated Guldo!

[Vegeta]

THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!













*...begins charging again*

[Goku]

Krillin, when did you even show up man?

[Piccolo]

*still slow-mo leaping*

[Krillin]

Oh don't you dare tell me you didn't see me do that.

Piccolo, you saw me right?!

[Vegeta]

OK, you know what? If no one is going to be even mildly threatened by this whole destructo-beam charging thing, I'm not even going to bother.

*walks by a slo-mo leaping Piccolo*

Oh, hey.

[Cell]

Originally Posted by Vegeta

HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT THING.

[Piccolo]

Ooooooohhhhhhh heeeeeyyyyyyyy Kriiiiiiiiiiiillllllllliiiiiiinnnnn.

Wheeeeeeennnnnn diiiiiiddd yoooooooou shoooooooooow uuuuuuppppp?

[Krillin]

Oh you guys are fags.

[The Ginyu Force]

Jeice: I am NOT a fag!

[Goku]

Guys now you're just being retarded.


Let's get rid of these ginyu fags.

[Krillin]

You jerkoffs can do it yourselves.

*sits on a rock with a mirror and starts waxing his dome*

[Mr. Popo]

Well, hello dere!

[The Ginyu Force]

Captain Ginyu: These Ginyu fags will be getting rid of you!

Jeice: I'M NOT A FAG!

[Mr. Popo]

Well, goodbye everyone!

[Goku]

Bye Mr. Popo

Hey Ginyus! GUESS WHAT!

KAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHA!!!!!

*charges lazar*

[The Ginyu Force]

Recoome: AAAAAHHHH NO WHAT IS THAT
...I'M FAT?

[Vegeta]

YES, GO KAKAROT! FIRE YOUR PUNY LAZARS! SHOW THE WORLD WHAT A WEAKLING YOU ARE! ALSO, YOU WEAR PRETTY PINK PANTIES! AND YOU LIKE CUDDLY KITTENS!


Yeah, man. *extends hand to Krillin for a high-five*

[Goku]

MEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAME HAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHA MEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAME HAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHA MEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAME HAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHA

[Krillin]

Originally Posted by Vegeta

YES, GO KAKAROT! FIRE YOUR PUNY LAZARS! SHOW THE WORLD WHAT A WEAKLING YOU ARE! ALSO, YOU WEAR PRETTY PINK PANTIES! AND YOU LIKE CUDDLY KITTENS!


Yeah, man. *extends hand to Krillin for a high-five*

CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT I AM WAXING MY DOME?

[Discombobulator]

Fury Thr33 (9:37:44 PM): epic DBZ in ++
Animosity Friday (9:37:53 PM): DBZ sucks
Fury Thr33 (9:38:09 PM): JUST GO LOOK

[Vegeta]

Originally Posted by Krillin

CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT I AM WAXING MY DOME?

*DRAGONPUNCH TO THROAT*

[The Ginyu Force]

Burter: I'll just dodge your attack with my super-speed! *Runs around the world and back to the same place.* Well, I'm out of ideas.

[Krillin]

OH NO A CIVILIAN IS STILL ALIVE! SIR YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!

*picks Disco up and flies him to safety but is hit by Vegeta and drops him*

[Vegeta]

CONGRATULATIONS, BALDY! YOU'VE SUCCEEDED IN FAILING AT YET ANOTHER SIMPLE TASK. IS THAT SUNBURNED SKULL OF YOURS TOO THICK TO UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE GO SQUISH WHEN DROPPED FROM THOSE HEIGHTS?

[Goku]

MEHA!!!!

*Firin' lazar at Ginyus*

YOU GONNA GET DEAD

[Krillin]

OH FUCK YOU YA HUMANOID CARROT, YOU MADE ME DROP HIM!

*Krillin flies toward the sun, nodding his head down toward Vegeta* SOLAR FLARE!

*the sunbeams reflect off of Krillin's sparkling scalp, sending a blinding flash down upon the Saiyan prince and all around him*

[Vegeta]

*The sunbeams are reflected back off of Vegeta's enormous ego*

[Krillin]

*an epic power struggle between Krillin's head and Vegeta's ego commences*

AAAAAAAAAAH!

[Vegeta]

AHHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHH! GRRRAAAAAAHHHH!

*shoots out precious energy from all crevices to push sunbeams back*

[The Ginyu Force]

Ginyu Force: Uh oh.

*Recoome splodes in the giant lazr*

Jeice: OH MY GOD HE EXPLODED HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE OH GOD WHY

Burter: *Dodges blast and runs up next to Goku and kicks him in the face*

[Goku]

I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP BURTER!

KAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

TIMES...

[The Ginyu Force]

Burter: What--what is he doing? Is he constipated or something? Ginyu, did you bring my stool softener?

Captain Ginyu: No, I think I forg--

Burter: Shit.

[Krillin]

*Krillin uses his ability of being a weak and overshadowed secondary character to rapidly charge and fire his lazer*

KAMEHAMEHAAAAA! *the beam combines with his solar flare, matching Vegeta's overcompensating strength*

[Goku]

KAIO KEN TIMES THE SQUARE ROOT OF X1 PLUS X2 SQUARED MINUS Y1 PLUS Y2 SQUARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*attackz*

[The Ginyu Force]

Burter: *VAPORIZED*

Captain Ginyu: God damn it my entire team uses the "deer in the headlights" strategy.

[Goku]

Anyone else wanna kill Jeice? He's kinda a fag, and I don't touch fags. I might get their germs.

[Piccolo]

*kills Jeice*


*in slow-mo*

[Vegeta]

So Krillin, what's up?

[The Ginyu Force]

Jeice: Yeah baby, nice and slo--grraagghgaiuaiouiakuh *dead*

Captain Ginyu: Fuck this, I'm leaving.

[Krillin]

Just finished waxing my dome. So is the Ginyu Force dead yet?

[Vegeta]

Uh, no. Hold on.

*ZAPS CAP. GINYU WITH SUPER-SWEET LAZAR AND HE TURNS INTO A FROG FOR SOME REASON OR WHATEVER*

Okay.

[The Ginyu Force]

Captain Ginyu: *Survives by a thread* Oh god I'm still alive...

*Turns into a frog*

FUCK

[Goku]

*takes a piss waiting for new enemy to show up*

[Vegeta]

*PISSES NEXT TO GOKU. PISSES ON HIS BOOTS*


BAH HAHAHAHAH.

[Frieza]

*rolls up in his hover-chair*

So, did you kill those primative monkeys and get the dragon balls yet, Gin-

...Oh what the FUCK.

[The Narrator]

THE Z-FIGHTERS HAVE VANQUISHED THE MIGHTY GINYU FORCE, BUT THEIR MOMENT OF VICTORY TURNS TO TERROR AS THE EVIL FRIEZA ARRIVES ON THE SCENE! WILL OUR HEROES BE ABLE TO STOP THE TYRANT, OR IS THE UNIVERSE DOOMED TO FOREVER BE RULED BY DARKNESS?

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF
DRAGON
BALL
Z!!!!!!!!

[The Ginyu Force]

Captain Ginyu: Croak?